Fic: Don't Think (Stargate: Atlantis, John/Rodney, NC-17)

Author's Notes: Written for Lies Dee. The prompt was 'A classic John/Rodney 'aliens made them do it' story. Honestly, I can't get enough of those. So, maybe it was some kind of aphrodisiac in a ceremonial drink or something. For whatever reason, they end up in bed. Except that normally they're straight and have never had sex with other men before. Awkward hotness ensues. I really love first-time stories in fanfic when the characters are really reluctant, but they just can't help themselves. Like maybe they're worried that it will destroy their friendship. Or maybe know that having a relationship with another man would be embarrassing and/or have consequences (for Sheppard's career especially). Maybe they're just worried that whatever they drank is the only thing that's making them horny, and when it wears off the next day they'll never feel the same way about each other again. BUT, despite all the reasons they know they probably shouldn't... they do it anyways. It doesn't have to be very long - just the sex scene. And maybe a bit of the morning after.'
Summary: While at a first contact feast on a new planet, John and Rodney get dosed with an aphrodisiac.
Warnings: Dubious consent issues
Spoilers: Set post-series and Trinity.


( I can't help it. If I stay here I'm going to pull a George Bush and embarrass us all by puking all over this table. I find I can't talk so I just shake my head. )